Unable to tie the knot with his Prozac-loving girlfriend, Cuban Filmmaker Sebastian Cortez finds himself 30-years old and never in love. On his quest to finding..."The One," Sebastian turns to friend/tour guide Daria who introduces him to her sandbox of gay cohorts and the adventure of his life. The unsophisticated but sexy Sebastian finds himself navigating through the uncharted waters of Hollywood, sexual politics and getting trapped between Mr. Big Time and...Toilet Man? Is this 'Queer Eye for the Bi Guy'? Can a girl turn a straight man queer? All these questions are answered in this sardonic, hilarious and universal film about the pursuit of finding someone to permanently spoon with.